Fairview
Sale Barn Fairview, IL
Joke of the Week
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This is for all my "senior" friends...including me!! Happy St Pat's Day!!
I was at the checkout of a local Walmart. The cashier rang up
$46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back
$46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made
a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was
educated and knew what she was doing, and she returned the money
again. I gave her the money back -- same scenario! I departed the
store with the $46.64.
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' "They're already
buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free."
She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends,
Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"
They Walk Among Us! .....
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north; because, he explained,
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does
the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun
rises in the East, and has for sometime; she shook her head and
said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!! .....
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the
call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier
multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional, and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?" So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot
told us we're circling the airport, 3rd in line to land."
While working at a pizza place, I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into four pieces or six. He thought about it for
some time before responding.
"Just cut it into four pieces. I don't think I'm hungry enough to
eat six pieces."